I have been sick the last few days. This has led to stray.. concepts.

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Zeus'd

A reality show with the King of gods. It's not if you'll be cuckolded, but how.

(Directly related to current reading material)

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Snakes 'smell with their tongues'.
Humans are told to brush their tongues.
If naga brushed their tongues with the same toothpaste, the'd spend an hour only smelling mint.
Therefore, I want naga toothpaste.

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Alecia Dent would be a great name.

If you don't recognize this as a reference, then you read the wrong kind or wrong amount of books. **** the prefect joke.

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A cousin said the Twilight is a movie with angst, sparkles, and fangs. WITHOUT THE FANGS. His sister said the book was better.

*twitch*

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As my great uncles funeral & interment were held, a thousand turkey vultures flew overhead. Nobody there even knew they'd fly in a flock.